Today's ailment of discussion is Ineedamountaindew.
Symptoms of Ineedamountaindew include:
Diabetic emergencies, partial thirst, general thirst,
extreme thirst, dehydration, stress, tiredness, social gathering, food
consumption, video-gaming, film-viewing, music-listening, the hours between sleep and general boredness.
Treatment:
Fortunately, Ineedamountaindew is relatively easy to cure,
as medication is available anywhere Pepsi-brand pharmaceuticals are sold. Mountain
Dew (Heaveninabeverage) comes in a variety of packages, all of which may be
purchased both over-the-counter and otherwise. Mountain Dew requires no prescription,
but may be prescribed by any noticing party when any symptoms are present.
Packaging variety consists of, but is not limited to:
2 liter containers, 20 ounce containers, 12 ounce canisters,
and 8 ounce canisters, along with the option to purchase in bulk (20 ounce
containers in packs of six and 12 ounce canisters in packs of twelve or
twenty-four being the most common).
Mountain Dew is most effective taken cold, though still efficient at room temperature. Consume orally. Take as often as needed.
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